These are the Top 10 things that make our planet worth living on.


Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler has to be the funniest guy in the world. Why, without him, we never would have questioned whether
shampoo is better than the conditioner. I havn't seen one movie of his that hasn't made me shit in my pants from
laughing so hard.  This is a god, anyone who dislikes him deserves to burn in hell!


Jenny McCarthy
Ok, maybe her shows suck a little bit too much but it's kind of obvious why she's here...  Do I even have to mention
how wickedly shaped her $#% is?  The only thing that's starting to piss me off is all these woman that have fake
boobs. Can't you just grow them yourselves?

Blaire Dagenais

Man, without Blaire, who would there be to lie about having a Top10 when he only actually has a Top3?
Who would there be to make cool sites like the one you're looking at right now?